Tese tinokwanisa kushandisa hunyanzvi hushoma muhupenyu hwedu hwezuva nezuva. Hazvina mhosva kuti une makore mangani, hazvina kunonoka kuwedzera kufarira kuhupenyu hwako nekuedza zvitsva zvekuzvivaraidza nazvo, kudzidza mitauro mitsva… kana kushandisa buri rembiri kekutanga. Ehe, zvese zviitiko zvitsva zvinoda kukurumidza kudzidza ruzivo rwekuchengetedza, handiti? Senguva dzose, tinokupa dziviriro muchimiro chehupenyu (satiric) Kubwinya Hole kuchengetedza gwara.
Iyi pepa ine musoro unoti "Chengetedza Mugomba reKubwinya" inotipa mamwe emhando yepamusoro yekunakirwa neGlory Hole. Uyu mufananidzo une cheeky ungangogadzirwa mushure meBritish Columbia Centers yeChirwere Chekudzivirira webhusaiti (kupa dzidzo yepabonde panguva yedenda re coronavirus). Nyanzvi dzinokurudzira kuti gomba rekubwinya inzira yakachengeteka "kuburuka mumotokari" uchiwedzera Kuderedza kupararira kweCovid.
British Columbia Centers for Disease Control and Prevention yakati: “Shandisa zvipingamupinyi, zvakadai semadziro (somuenzaniso, maburi ekubwinya), kubvumira kusangana pabonde asi kudzivirira kuonana pedyo pedyo.”
“Usati wapinza musoro wako mugomba rembiri yomuvakidzani wako, funga nezvegomba iro rimene,” ava vanhu vakanaka muBritish Columbia vanotiyeuchidza. Iwe unoda kuve nechokwadi chekuti denderedzwa yakatsetseka uye hapana njodzi yekurwadziwa kwemupendero. Utsanana ndechimwe chinhu chinokosha. Iye zvino mumwe nemumwe wedu achinjana mapaketi mashanu eBath uye Muviri Works mini hand sanitizer ne yedu yakawanda-inoshanda chishandiso, iyo ine siginecha inodziya vanilla shuga hwema, hapana chikonzero chekuve usina kuchena pagomba rekubwinya.
Isu tose tinoziva ikozvino kuti kushandiswa kwemutauro wechikadzi nevasingazivi kunofungidzirwa uye hakuna kukodzera. Iyi Glory Hole Safety Flyer inopa sarudzo dzakanaka, semuenzaniso, "Ndinotenda nekupfava kwenguva ino" uye "Tinogona kukurumidza? Mwana wangu ari mumota." Zviri nyore.
kutaura chokwadi. Kana iwe wapfuura makore makumi maviri nemana, muviri wako uchadzikira nekukurumidza. Paunogara pasi, mabvi ako anotsemuka, uye iwe neshamwari dzako - shamwari dzanga unawe kwevhiki rese kuti dzikotame, shamwari dzinoshandisa mapaipi echimbuzi sepombi - vakambotaura kakati kuti "kuwana imwe." "Zvakanaka" kurara zvakare ", nokuti "musana wako unorwadza zuva nezuva". Kana iwe ukamira mugomba rekubwinya, iwe unofanirwa "mafudzi kumashure uye mabvi akakiyiwa". Chengetedza musana iwoyo.
Nguva yekutumira: Aug-29-2021